Hi! Welcome to my page. I'm the quiet guy next door. You can call me guy. I'm just like you . . . maybe even a little more so. I like to watch TV (about 5-6 hours a day). My favorite shows are South Park ,Celebrity Death Match and WWF Wrestling. My favorite women are my mom!!! Lara Croft and Britny Spears her homepage SUCKS but here it is anyway. Britny ROCKS!!!
I also love video games, computer games, and especially RPGs. I collect MAGIC cards, but the game SUCKS! (sorry mom!). I also collect Star Wars Young Jedi. My little brother collects Pokemon cards, but pokemon are for squirts!
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AN ASSIGNMENT 4 SKOOL THAT DUZ NOT RUL!!
Okay, visitors, you have to help me out. My teacher (who shall remain nameless as he is PARANOID!) gave us this assignment to see if we have been twisted by our upbringing or our disgusting habits and stuff. SOOOO-- there are some links below that you can use to learn about the whole question of whether or not I am like a time bomb or something.
So Dig it and Do It!
MAIL ME especially cute girlz: QUIETGUY@NEXTDOOR.COM
Disclaimer:
In the event that you stumble here by accident. This is not a real person. This is a fictional character's website, set up as the front for a course discussion of Media and violence in COM 296A: Rhetoric and Popular Culture, at Pace University, In New York. Clip art was provided free of charge by the Media Builder Free Font Library. The picture of Lara Croft is the property of Eidos Inc. I am operating under the assumption that it's presentation here is in keeping with Eidos' statement of fair use. The Picture of Caitlin Fairchild is the property of Wildstorm. Again, I am assuming that its presentation here constitutes "fair use" for educational purposes. Neither image is posted gratuitously. As further investigation of the site will indicate, both figure directly into the discussion. Should the legal representatives of either company feel as though this and subsequent uses of the material does not constitute fair use, they should contact the site's author at bmorris@pace.edu and the images will be removed. In the event that the line from the film The Matrix is protected by copyright, again its use should be permitted by fair use guidelines. Seven Minutes in Heaven is the property of The Selzers. Ryan sort of gave me permission to use it, but I doubt that he knew how. All of the descriptions, opinions, etc herein are fictional. They are not intended to represent real people. All statements, depictions and opinions herein are those of the author of the page and/or cited contributors, not of Pace University or any of the subject areas linked.
Yeow. I need a nap.