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a month's supply
of candles! You'll need them because your power was just shut off! |
You had five creditors and could only pay four of them. Your prize is determined by which box you left blank.
If you stiffed box number 1 Your electric utility, you win
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a month's supply
of candles! You'll need them because your power was just shut off! |
If you stiffed box number 2 Your religious institution, you win
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a brand spanking new Smith and Hawken pitchfork . . . Practice up! |
If you stiffed box number 3 Your cable television provider, you win
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the paperback version of Moby Dick, because you'll have a lot of time to read! |
If you stiffed box number 4, you win
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a deluxe, state-of-the-art refrigerator box! We hope you like it, because you will be calling it home! |
If you stiffed box number 5, your parents, you win Nothing At All! You don't need anything. For most of you putting off payment of a debt to your parents won't alter your life in any meaningful way, because unlike everyone else on the list "THEY WILL UNDERSTAND!"